Mercury Retrograde Is Turning Up the Heat

From November 25 to December 15, Mercury is RETROGRADE in the sign of Sagittarius, promising a holiday season riddled with frustration and chaos. A total bitch. Sagittarius, the sign of travel, exploration, and big ideas, doesn’t mix well with Mercury’s backward spin. Holiday plans are likely to go off the rails, expect delayed or canceled flights, lost luggage, traffic jams, and travel mishaps that make you wonder why you even tried. 

Family gatherings? Sagittarius’s blunt, truth-telling energy could lead to arguments, hurt feelings, or someone accidentally spilling a secret that wasn’t meant to come out. Miscommunications will be rampant, so don’t be surprised if holiday invites get lost, schedules overlap, or you end up in the wrong place at the wrong time. On a global scale, this retrograde could disrupt diplomacy, spark international tensions, and create headline-worthy public missteps or scandals.

This isn’t the kind of retrograde that encourages calm reflection, it’s a cosmic warning to expect the unexpected and tread carefully. Double-check your plans, keep receipts, and avoid making big commitments unless you enjoy watching things fall apart. Patience will feel like a cruel joke, but it’s your best chance at surviving this holiday retrograde without a meltdown. Buckle up, and grab a drink, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.